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    BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT

These are classified ads, from U.K. Newspapers:

 


FREE PUPPIES
 
1/2   C o c k e r  Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.   


FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

 

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

 

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100. 

 

WEDDING DRESS FOR  SALE . 
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

 

**** And the WINNER is... ****

 

FOR  SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.   

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Those are great Nine! Thanks for the smile! smiley: Chzygrin2 - keystrokes: :D
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ty 9....... lol

need to edit just the one.....

WEDDING DRESS FOR  SALE .  
Worn twice by mistake.
Call Moo

(please call and knock some sense into her wouldya?)
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Thanks for the laugh 9.

Bun, it sounds like moo already learned her lesson.

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Well, Moo IS a little crazy......
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a little?

YOU try livin' with her.
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Hahahaha
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hope Annie is ok...
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Not talking to me.

after that trip to Maine fiasco.....she's been little chilly around the cedar chest (if you know what i mean)

stuffed women can really hold a grudge.
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Well, you did kinda blow her off.
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Thank you for posting that. too funny I always enjoy a good laugh
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Love British humor! I watched Monty Python on Public TV when I was a kid. My parent's didn't get it!!! LOL!!!
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Robin, nobody EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition!

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